Stats

Height: 5′7″ (in cleats)

Dominant foot: both

Experience:

• 4 years Varsity soccer, University High
• 4 years Varsity soccer, Rose-Hulman
• 1 season WPFL, Indiana Speed

Skills:

• goal keeping
• drinking
• graphic artsing
• tofu cooking
• beer slinging
• midfielding
• wearing tall socks
• photoshopping
• coldfusioning
• silly song singing
• kickasserole-making
• DDD advising
• drywalling
• wall resurfacing
• flex programming
• goccoing
• herb growing
• beer making
• fite clubbing
• sleeping

Teammates:

• TCB (The Cute Boy/Boyfriend/Betrothed/Husband)
• Angus T. Dog
• Piper J (aka “The Crax”)
• Dear Seester
• Mom (+ Christel)
• Dad (+ Kathy)
• And the rest of the friends/famblies

Contact:
palila[at]gmail[dot]com