Stats

Height: 5′7″ (in cleats)

Dominant foot: both

Experience:

• 4 years Varsity soccer, University High
• 4 years Varsity soccer, Rose-Hulman
• 1 season WPFL, Indiana Speed
• 1 year, playing & coaching, Clash, GAWSA

Skills:

• goalkeeping
• drinking
• graphic artsing
• tofu cooking
• beer slinging
• midfielding (lefty)
• wearing tall socks
• photoshopping
• coldfusioning
• silly song singing
• kickasserole-making
• DDD advising
• drywalling
• wall resurfacing
• flex programming
• goccoing
• herb growing
• beer making (gluten free)
• fite clubbing
• sleeping
• soccer coaching
• jam canning
• dog belly rubbing
• java programaging
• purse sewing

Teammates:

• TCB (The Cute Boy/Boyfriend/Betrothed/Husband)
• Angus T. Dog
• Piper J (aka “The Crax”)
• Dear Seester
• Mom (+ Christel)
• Dad (+ Kathy)
• Jana (+ Trae)
• Katy
• And the rest of the friends/famblies

Contact:
palila[at]gmail[dot]com